Two-wheeled Innovator Gifts

Bike lane.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

The Fast Lane.

Touring Cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Food deliverer's baby.

A smiling cyclist

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Bicycle Sidecar.

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Biker chopper shopper

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

Boy on a bike

Biker and Cyclist.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"What an amazing view!"

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"USA map"

Motorcyclist.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"It cuts air resistance."