Motorway Marvelers Gifts

The successful rubbernecker...

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"They ruin the landscape!"

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

Biolab. No, this is a good thing. Antibodies are not bullies going out and looking to pick a fight.

"Money or your beard!"

"We have some architects in our colony."

'Put up the roof. Another one of the kids just flew out.'

"Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases!"

Team!

Mobility Park.

'Until 1989 I never had an accident...then I bought a car.'

'And another thing -- if some of you lot don't get your own wheels soon, I'm joining another bike gang!'

Curve in the road

'The future of web design has a name my friend: the Web-O-Matic 2000!'

Old farts keep right.

"It amazes me how much I've achieved in such a short time."

"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto!"

I've always been fascinated in the manufacture of sproket head gears.

"The M25 is a fantastic feat of engineering, Mavis, if you miss your exit you'll get it second time round."

Money gushes from oil derrick.

Zimmer parking at the Darby and Joan Club

'Fast Lane' 'Slow lane' 'People who don't have time to fight with other traffic' lane

"Why can't they just build one big one...."

Beware - Baby Boomers Turning 40.

'Relieved Micturater' next to a 'Happy Eater'.

'I don't care if you work from home, the neighbours need to see you drive on the motorway.'

"Snake, it's hot as hell - I rue the day we made wearing black our thing."