Motorway Muse Gifts

Old farts keep right.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Angel playing music

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

The successful rubbernecker...

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Dog Statue

"...on the avenue..."

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Ship of fools.

'Errors were made, things were said, people got hurt.'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Paint charming.