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Old farts keep right.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Angel playing music

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

The successful rubbernecker...

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Dog Statue

"...on the avenue..."

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

'I think it's called RED!'

"I don't think it sends the right vibe."

Brancusi.

Ship of fools.

'Errors were made, things were said, people got hurt.'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"