Metropolitan Muse T-Shirts

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Jerry Lordan

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Angel playing music

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

'I wonder if he faked it?'

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

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Dog Statue

"...on the avenue..."

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'