Metropolitan Muse T-Shirts

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Jerry Lordan

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Angel playing music

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"...on the avenue..."

'I wonder if he faked it?'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

Post Post

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Dog Statue

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.