Market Muse T-Shirts

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

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'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Jerry Lordan

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'We don't have an opening at the moment, but if you'll wait one minute...'

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

Abstract portrait art.

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"Never mind - we waited so long that we ordered pizza from the place across the street!"

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"If a stock falls in the market and no one's around, does it really lose its value?"

'Errors were made, things were said, people got hurt.'

'My financial philosophy is a cross between Harry Truman's 'the buck stops here,' and Ronald Reagan's 'trickle down.' It's 'the trickle down stops here.''

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

Pigeon: 'Ever heard of Text Messaging?'

Supermarket Traffic

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

Woman lying on a couch admiring her portrait.

"I never knew the color red could be so incomprehensible."

"Money doesn't buy happiness. So instead of positive investment return, I'm giving you an antidepressant."

Bar & Grille 6-7pm: 'Money can't buy happiness' hour.