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"If a stock falls in the market and no one's around, does it really lose its value?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

Stock market update

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"Bit if I'm here...how can I also be up close and personal to my managers?"

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"But am I happy? Very."

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

society of cartoonists...

Cafe Philosophique

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

"The steak is here to give its full consent."

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

'Any side effects of these sleeping pills?'

"Sometimes it's as if I didn't know the difference between what's real and what's trompe-l'oeil."

The Art Critics

'What a beautiful landscape!'

"I wouldn't describe today's market as a bear market or a bull market. It's more like a chicken market."

'The lack of money is the root of all evil.'

'I wish I had eaten all that bread.'

Man climbs to the mountaintop for answers where a mirror awaits.