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"I wouldn't describe today's market as a bear market or a bull market. It's more like a chicken market."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

Stock market worries.

'As expected, your shares of de ja vu are rebounding, again.'

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"But am I happy? Very."

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

Boom and Bust

"Bit if I'm here...how can I also be up close and personal to my managers?"

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"If a stock falls in the market and no one's around, does it really lose its value?"

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

"The steak is here to give its full consent."

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

'40 years from now, they'll look back at this decade as the good old days.'

'I wish I had eaten all that bread.'

'He used to live in the fast lane, it's more like a blind alley now.'

'Did Snow White know about Prince Charming's previous marriage to Cinderella?'

'What a beautiful landscape!'

"I don't like to complain, but he should've created some jobs, too."