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"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

Financial Eyesight

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

'Money, money, money, that's the only three things you ever think about.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

Devil worried because he feels good

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"Bit if I'm here...how can I also be up close and personal to my managers?"

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

'The rich get richer, the poorer get poorer..' '..And the comfortably off stay comfortably off!'

Scott Walker keeps his job.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"You're my ideal client. A man with a LOT of money, in a LOT of trouble."

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

"I'm savings. Investing is across the hall."

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."

Pollution and money

"I'm not sure you're taking this bonus cap thing seriously."