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'The lack of money is the root of all evil.'

"Being rich means a girl might like you only for your money."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Shoot For The Moon

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'When I asked how much memory you had left I was asking about your computer, not you.'

'I thought elephants never forgot, but according to these results you have alzheimer's disease.'

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

"Bit if I'm here...how can I also be up close and personal to my managers?"

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

I'm bored and broke. My gadgets seem old and outdated. I can't buy anything new. I can't work because the economy stinks. I'll just die of boredom. Hold on. Surely you can think of some other exciting and self-destructive activity to distract you from facing your real problems. Ooh, my inside voice has an idea. What's Darlene up to?

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

"But am I happy? Very."

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

Bit coin.

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

society of cartoonists...

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

"If a stock falls in the market and no one's around, does it really lose its value?"

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

"He was a prolific writer who made a lot of mistakes and eventually lost his mind. It all sounds so pointless."

'My financial philosophy is a cross between Harry Truman's 'the buck stops here,' and Ronald Reagan's 'trickle down.' It's 'the trickle down stops here.''

"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."