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Bar & Grille 6-7pm: 'Money can't buy happiness' hour.

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

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“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

Jerry Lordan

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'We don't have an opening at the moment, but if you'll wait one minute...'

Angel playing music

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"...on the avenue..."

'What's happened to all this money?'

Life drawing class.

"A minute on the lips"

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'Errors were made, things were said, people got hurt.'

'My financial philosophy is a cross between Harry Truman's 'the buck stops here,' and Ronald Reagan's 'trickle down.' It's 'the trickle down stops here.''

Artist

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Paint charming.

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

Muzak and its variations.

'The lack of money is the root of all evil.'