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'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Cow Show Tunes

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

Jerry Lordan

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Angel playing music

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

"...on the avenue..."

Stanescu.

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"A minute on the lips"

Life drawing class.

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'Hey dooba dooba, the cat and the...nah, this isn't working for me. Can you play the fiddle?'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Paint charming.

Artist

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

Muzak and its variations.

'Nanny being congratulated on arrival of new baby'

'Make sure he gets plenty of fruit.'

"Why does she wait until I'm sleeping to knock the pencil around the apartment?"

Bar & Grille 6-7pm: 'Money can't buy happiness' hour.

Man playing the flute

'We thought it fit his rather plaintive personality.'