Musical Muses Pillows

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Cow Show Tunes

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Jerry Lordan

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Angel playing music

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

"...on the avenue..."

Life drawing class.

Stanescu.

"A minute on the lips"

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

Paint charming.

'Hey dooba dooba, the cat and the...nah, this isn't working for me. Can you play the fiddle?'

Artist

Restaurant. Special: Fricken Chicassee. The chef shouldn't write the special when he's angry.

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

"Why does she wait until I'm sleeping to knock the pencil around the apartment?"

'Nanny being congratulated on arrival of new baby'

Muzak and its variations.

I keep meaning to write my memoirs, but I never get around to it. It's your "oughta" biography!

'Make sure he gets plenty of fruit.'

So typical. Hurry up and wait.

'My client is a genius composer. He writes all the spaces between the notes.'

Bar & Grille 6-7pm: 'Money can't buy happiness' hour.

Man playing the flute