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Man playing the flute

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Jerry Lordan

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

Angel playing music

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

"...on the avenue..."

In the very beginning.

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

"Big storm's a brewin'."

Stanescu.

"In case of emergency, break glass."

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!