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Man playing the flute

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Jerry Lordan

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

Angel playing music

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

"...on the avenue..."

This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

In the very beginning.

"Big storm's a brewin'."

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. The Dog's Muse.

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

Stanescu.

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

"In case of emergency, break glass."

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!