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Stanescu.

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Jerry Lordan

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Angel playing music

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

Guitar.

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.

"...on the avenue..."

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"Big storm's a brewin'."

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. The Dog's Muse.

"In case of emergency, break glass."

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

In the very beginning.

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye