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You're my Mona Lisa.

"I gotta be me!"

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'Cartoonist thinking'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Jerry Lordan

Angel playing music

"...My daughter, the model..."

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

I get my ideas on sale...

Guitar.

"...on the avenue..."

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

'This is an unpretentious little wine. Unlike the artist.'

Life drawing class.

I'm just amazed at the difference in you since you started dating Picasso!

Antiques Store with a bin outside with a sign saying 'Not for Sale'.

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'Hey dooba dooba, the cat and the...nah, this isn't working for me. Can you play the fiddle?'

Marie-Therese Walter

'Wake up - the dolphin has stolen our palm tree'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Paint charming.

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"

"Hello Ma'am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought 'Why not me?'..."

This week in tentacles

So typical. Hurry up and wait.

I keep meaning to write my memoirs, but I never get around to it. It's your "oughta" biography!

'My client is a genius composer. He writes all the spaces between the notes.'