Love's Muse T-Shirts

I'm just amazed at the difference in you since you started dating Picasso!

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

A Salmon Lie

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

Marriage & Divorce.

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

Guitar.

'This is an unpretentious little wine. Unlike the artist.'

'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'

In the very beginning.

"Big storm's a brewin'."

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

'That's not the way you used to zip me up when we were first married.'

Stanescu.

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

Artist

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

What's the matter, baby? Henry says he's an atheist, Mum. He doesn't believe in hell. Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is.

"I told you they'd chuck us off the bus with those smelly egg butties."

"Okay. Just for the sake of this argument, let's say I do."

Free Thinking.

Next day, God ceased production of unicorns.

Writers

The Noisy Neighbours