Love's Muse Pillows

I'm just amazed at the difference in you since you started dating Picasso!

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

A Salmon Lie

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

Woody Allen

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

Guitar.

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

Marriage & Divorce.

'This is an unpretentious little wine. Unlike the artist.'

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'

Stanescu.

In the very beginning.

I'm not channeling your husband

"Big storm's a brewin'."

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

'That's not the way you used to zip me up when we were first married.'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Man missing giant shoe, which has been set up as a house.

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

Artist

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

What's the matter, baby? Henry says he's an atheist, Mum. He doesn't believe in hell. Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is.

"I told you they'd chuck us off the bus with those smelly egg butties."

"Okay. Just for the sake of this argument, let's say I do."

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

Puppet holding cross at Vampire Puppet

Free Thinking.

Next day, God ceased production of unicorns.

Writers