Art Lover's Muse Pillows

'This is an unpretentious little wine. Unlike the artist.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Venus

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Where Indian ink came from.

Use your imagination.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Klimt Kiss Phones

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Framed Lady

'Greenwich in the Season'

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"He gets easily abstracted."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

They were mysteriously drawn together

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Amateurs."

Picasso: The Early Years