Artistic Muse Collector Pillows

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Use your imagination.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Wagging Dog

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Giant Monster in Bath

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Now this I get."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Art Gallery.

"He's an abstract artist."

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Caricatures $20"

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

EU: Behind the scenes.

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Egyptian Football