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Nature and Fashion Photographer.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

The Sensitive Dude.

"I like to stay on top of things."

Irvine Welsh

Man and bird

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

Woody Allen

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

'This is an unpretentious little wine. Unlike the artist.'

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"Big storm's a brewin'."

I'm just amazed at the difference in you since you started dating Picasso!

Luther Burbank

"In case of emergency, break glass."

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

In the very beginning.

'Unusual weather for June'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

"I wandered lonely as a...lonely as a...lonely as a what?"

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

Spring

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Organic gardening

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

Puppet holding cross at Vampire Puppet

Free Thinking.

Wiping Out the World