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"I wandered lonely as a...lonely as a...lonely as a what?"

The Sensitive Dude.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Abstract portrait art.

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

"In case of emergency, break glass."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Brancusi.

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

'I think it's called RED!'

Spring

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

'My financial philosophy is a cross between Harry Truman's 'the buck stops here,' and Ronald Reagan's 'trickle down.' It's 'the trickle down stops here.''

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

It appears the robots have skipped consciousness and gone straight to self-consciousness.