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"Is that your interpretation of primorial, Jim?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

Jerry Lordan

'We don't have an opening at the moment, but if you'll wait one minute...'

The Sensitive Dude.

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"I wandered lonely as a...lonely as a...lonely as a what?"

When fuzzy math's happens to sharp accountants

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

'What attracted me to math is that it deals with hidden truths.'

'That 'multiplication table' seems contrived to me!'

'My financial philosophy is a cross between Harry Truman's 'the buck stops here,' and Ronald Reagan's 'trickle down.' It's 'the trickle down stops here.''

It appears the robots have skipped consciousness and gone straight to self-consciousness.

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

So typical. Hurry up and wait.

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

"Money doesn't buy happiness. So instead of positive investment return, I'm giving you an antidepressant."

"The boss is so ENIGMATIC! Every time she discusses my project, she subtly weaves in the phrase 'idiotic, misguided and ill-fated.' What do you think THAT'S a code for?"

I may not have made any sales this quarter but I also haven't prevented and sales.

"Now hold that."