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'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

God's map of the universe

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"Bit if I'm here...how can I also be up close and personal to my managers?"

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Can't you ever relax?"

Cafe Philosophique

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

Covid 19 Variant

society of cartoonists...

"If a stock falls in the market and no one's around, does it really lose its value?"

Muses of the Couch

'That 'multiplication table' seems contrived to me!'

I wonder if they can think...

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

'What would Nostradamus do?'

'I wish I had eaten all that bread.'

'The lack of money is the root of all evil.'

'Whoa! -- She gave Adam a leaf-wedgie!'

"Have you given any thought to what you want to think about when you grow up?"