Mathematical Muser Prints

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

God's map of the universe

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

"Bit if I'm here...how can I also be up close and personal to my managers?"

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Can't you ever relax?"

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

society of cartoonists...

Covid 19 Variant

Cafe Philosophique

"If a stock falls in the market and no one's around, does it really lose its value?"

'That 'multiplication table' seems contrived to me!'

Muses of the Couch

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

I wonder if they can think...

"I'm betting you don't buy that eye of a needle crap..."

'What would Nostradamus do?'

"Have you given any thought to what you want to think about when you grow up?"

'Whoa! -- She gave Adam a leaf-wedgie!'

'I wish I had eaten all that bread.'