Mystical Muser Prints

'What would Nostradamus do?'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Changing Room Decisions

Shoot For The Moon

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

God's map of the universe

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Can't you ever relax?"

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"In case of emergency, break glass."

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."