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'That 'multiplication table' seems contrived to me!'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

"In case of emergency, break glass."

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

'My financial philosophy is a cross between Harry Truman's 'the buck stops here,' and Ronald Reagan's 'trickle down.' It's 'the trickle down stops here.''

'What attracted me to math is that it deals with hidden truths.'

'What do you mean it's wrong? In Ethics we learnt that the truth is always objective!'

'.. and what about dogs born on February 29th?'

'He could never resist taking an opposing position on an old saying...'

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

"I dumbed it down."

"Money doesn't buy happiness. So instead of positive investment return, I'm giving you an antidepressant."

Adult prodigy - 'It's most extraordinary - and he's only 37.'

Common sense - in one ear, and out the other.

I may not have made any sales this quarter but I also haven't prevented and sales.

Not-particularly-easy-listening radio.

'When it comes to men I'm more into trust fund than trustworthy.'

"IF the government keeps attack rich tax dodgers I've a good mind to move abroad and not pay my taxes somewhere else!"

"Hmmm...I'll let you know after I've seen how much it's worth..."