Nature Muse Pillows

The Sensitive Dude.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

Abstract portrait art.

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

"In case of emergency, break glass."

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

Spring

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

'My financial philosophy is a cross between Harry Truman's 'the buck stops here,' and Ronald Reagan's 'trickle down.' It's 'the trickle down stops here.''

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'