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Lingua East Anglia.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Farmer and FIsherman

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Farmers' Warnings.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

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Cow and Milk

"Relax. They're just crows."

Jerry Lordan

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

About time!

"That was definitely mine."

An English Gold Field

Home Sweet Second Home.

The Cattle show Week.

The Sensitive Dude.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

The Scenic Route

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Life is simpler in the sticks.