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'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

K9 Literati.

"Actually I never loved you."

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

Cat with Crown.

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

Animal worries.

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Chippunks

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

Rattache

Animal rescue center

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

"Definitely work-related."

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"We raise our beef humanely."

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."