Animal Lover's Muse Pillows

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

K9 Literati.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

"Actually I never loved you."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

Cat with Crown.

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

Rattache

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Chippunks

Animal worries.

Animal rescue center

"Definitely work-related."

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

Tropical Cow Tank

"We raise our beef humanely."

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."