Muse Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Yeah, I'm a male muse ? you got a problem with that?'

"...My daughter, the model..."

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Admit it - you've gone off me haven't you.'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'This isn't working -- I keep sweating into my paint.'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Culture Saturday

Party Animals.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

The Other Cooperstown

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Raphael

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

I love Museum Shops

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Rodin's THE FEELER

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

Hall of great inventors.

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

The Thinker and the Doer.

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"