Muse Enthusiast Pillows

'Yeah, I'm a male muse ? you got a problem with that?'

"...My daughter, the model..."

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Admit it - you've gone off me haven't you.'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'This isn't working -- I keep sweating into my paint.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

Party Animals.

Culture Saturday

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

The Other Cooperstown

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Raphael

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

I love Museum Shops

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'Cartoonist thinking'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

Closed for Renovation

Whale Piñata.

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia