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"Edgar, don't you think it's time you donated a wing somewhere?"

"Maybe a beach or a museum, you think there would at least be a coffee shop."

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Party Animals.

Culture Saturday

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

The Other Cooperstown

Raphael

Diego Velasquez

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Joe Biden

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

I love Museum Shops

Mimi's final scene

Kultural K9's.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Phoenix

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."