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'Things really change fast now. There's an original i-pad.'

Posh Easter Egg

Hadrian's Wall

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Souvenirs.

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Teddy Roosevelt

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

"I think I'm lost."

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Antiques

Museum.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Haunted museum

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

Mangle

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

Carbon Dating Agency

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

First aid and sculpture

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.