Museum Admirer Gifts

"Edgar, don't you think it's time you donated a wing somewhere?"

"Plato" is a funny name. He must have been a bit eater!

"Maybe a beach or a museum, you think there would at least be a coffee shop."

You're my Mona Lisa.

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Culture Saturday

Party Animals.

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Diego Rivera, Frida Kahlo, and the Art of Conversation

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

The Other Cooperstown

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Raphael

Joe Biden

Diego Velasquez

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Phoenix

Mimi's final scene

I love Museum Shops

"What did Jesus order?"

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.