Money Muses Gifts

Bar & Grille 6-7pm: 'Money can't buy happiness' hour.

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

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Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Jerry Lordan

Angel playing music

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'We don't have an opening at the moment, but if you'll wait one minute...'

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

"...on the avenue..."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'What's happened to all this money?'

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

"A minute on the lips"

Life drawing class.

'Errors were made, things were said, people got hurt.'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

Paint charming.

Restaurant. Special: Fricken Chicassee. The chef shouldn't write the special when he's angry.

'My financial philosophy is a cross between Harry Truman's 'the buck stops here,' and Ronald Reagan's 'trickle down.' It's 'the trickle down stops here.''

Artist

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

Muzak and its variations.

'My client is a genius composer. He writes all the spaces between the notes.'

So typical. Hurry up and wait.