Monetary Muse Gifts

"Hmmm...I'll let you know after I've seen how much it's worth..."

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

'We don't have an opening at the moment, but if you'll wait one minute...'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Dog Statue

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

'Errors were made, things were said, people got hurt.'

'My financial philosophy is a cross between Harry Truman's 'the buck stops here,' and Ronald Reagan's 'trickle down.' It's 'the trickle down stops here.''

'That 'multiplication table' seems contrived to me!'

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

'The lack of money is the root of all evil.'

Rietveld at Sing Sing,

"I never knew the color red could be so incomprehensible."

'He could never resist taking an opposing position on an old saying...'

Woman lying on a couch admiring her portrait.

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

Bar & Grille 6-7pm: 'Money can't buy happiness' hour.

"Money doesn't buy happiness. So instead of positive investment return, I'm giving you an antidepressant."

"Being rich means a girl might like you only for your money."

'Leonardo da Vinci at it again.'

"Now hold that."