Financial Muse Gifts

"IF the government keeps attack rich tax dodgers I've a good mind to move abroad and not pay my taxes somewhere else!"

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'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

Jerry Lordan

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'I am on a diet! It's called the Wall Street diet. I invested in British Airways, and the first day I lost 500 pounds.'

'We don't have an opening at the moment, but if you'll wait one minute...'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

"Yes, the market did advance this week, Rebecca, but we feel it's somewhat of a 'dead-cat bounce.'"

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

'I'm balancing the books...you are out'

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.

'Your investments aren't under performing, they're just appreciation challenged.'

'This is what I call the ultimate in money laundering.'

'I'm rather rich actually, maybe it's because I always laugh all the way to the bank...'

"I'm sorry but here we have a strict policy about hiring anyone who's squirmish about investing"

'The gravy? Was that 'boat' or 'train', sir?'

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

'Activist investors are here to see you and they're wearing boxing gloves.'

'Errors were made, things were said, people got hurt.'

'Our shares are so low, they're all ended up in the Isles of Wight.'

'My financial philosophy is a cross between Harry Truman's 'the buck stops here,' and Ronald Reagan's 'trickle down.' It's 'the trickle down stops here.''