Money Muse Gifts

'A five year cd? Who's got time to listen to that?!'

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

"Money doesn't buy happiness. So instead of positive investment return, I'm giving you an antidepressant."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'My financial philosophy is a cross between Harry Truman's 'the buck stops here,' and Ronald Reagan's 'trickle down.' It's 'the trickle down stops here.''

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

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'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Jerry Lordan

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

'We don't have an opening at the moment, but if you'll wait one minute...'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

The Sensitive Dude.

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'What's happened to all this money?'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

'Errors were made, things were said, people got hurt.'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

'Everything will turn to gold-but don't worry,it won't last....'

'The lack of money is the root of all evil.'

Bar & Grille 6-7pm: 'Money can't buy happiness' hour.

"Being rich means a girl might like you only for your money."

"The boss is so ENIGMATIC! Every time she discusses my project, she subtly weaves in the phrase 'idiotic, misguided and ill-fated.' What do you think THAT'S a code for?"

"Now hold that."

'I hope you don't mind -- I pick up a few extra bucks from the webcam.'

"IF the government keeps attack rich tax dodgers I've a good mind to move abroad and not pay my taxes somewhere else!"