Money Muse Gifts

'A five year cd? Who's got time to listen to that?!'

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

"Money doesn't buy happiness. So instead of positive investment return, I'm giving you an antidepressant."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'My financial philosophy is a cross between Harry Truman's 'the buck stops here,' and Ronald Reagan's 'trickle down.' It's 'the trickle down stops here.''

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

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'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Jerry Lordan

'We don't have an opening at the moment, but if you'll wait one minute...'

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

The Sensitive Dude.

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'What's happened to all this money?'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"I wandered lonely as a...lonely as a...lonely as a what?"

'Errors were made, things were said, people got hurt.'

It appears the robots have skipped consciousness and gone straight to self-consciousness.

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

'The lack of money is the root of all evil.'

'Everything will turn to gold-but don't worry,it won't last....'

So typical. Hurry up and wait.

Bar & Grille 6-7pm: 'Money can't buy happiness' hour.

"Being rich means a girl might like you only for your money."

"The boss is so ENIGMATIC! Every time she discusses my project, she subtly weaves in the phrase 'idiotic, misguided and ill-fated.' What do you think THAT'S a code for?"