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The Euro as dinosaur skeleton: soon to be extinct?

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'When I asked how much memory you had left I was asking about your computer, not you.'

'I thought elephants never forgot, but according to these results you have alzheimer's disease.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

I'm bored and broke. My gadgets seem old and outdated. I can't buy anything new. I can't work because the economy stinks. I'll just die of boredom. Hold on. Surely you can think of some other exciting and self-destructive activity to distract you from facing your real problems. Ooh, my inside voice has an idea. What's Darlene up to?

"But am I happy? Very."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"Bit if I'm here...how can I also be up close and personal to my managers?"

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

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