Market Cycle Muser Gifts

"I wouldn't describe today's market as a bear market or a bull market. It's more like a chicken market."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'As expected, your shares of de ja vu are rebounding, again.'

Stock market worries.

Boom and Bust

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

I'm bored and broke. My gadgets seem old and outdated. I can't buy anything new. I can't work because the economy stinks. I'll just die of boredom. Hold on. Surely you can think of some other exciting and self-destructive activity to distract you from facing your real problems. Ooh, my inside voice has an idea. What's Darlene up to?

"Bit if I'm here...how can I also be up close and personal to my managers?"

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

"But am I happy? Very."

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"If a stock falls in the market and no one's around, does it really lose its value?"

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

"The steak is here to give its full consent."

"I'm betting you don't buy that eye of a needle crap..."

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

'40 years from now, they'll look back at this decade as the good old days.'

'What a beautiful landscape!'

'I wish I had eaten all that bread.'

'He used to live in the fast lane, it's more like a blind alley now.'

'Did Snow White know about Prince Charming's previous marriage to Cinderella?'