Museum Muser Gifts

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

God's map of the universe

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

"Bit if I'm here...how can I also be up close and personal to my managers?"

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

Cafe Philosophique

'I see a change in matters of the heart, liver, kidneys. . .'

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.

society of cartoonists...

"If a stock falls in the market and no one's around, does it really lose its value?"

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

"They're crowdsourcing your session."

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

'Did Snow White know about Prince Charming's previous marriage to Cinderella?'

The Art Critics

"I don't like to complain, but he should've created some jobs, too."

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

'But what if I'm wrong...?'

"Immortality"? Ah, unlimited minutes!

"I like to sit here and look at all the things I don't have."

"Now hold that."

"I'm frustrated because I wish I were criticizing greater things."