Modern Art Muser Gifts

The Art Critics

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Changing Room Decisions

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

Jackson Pollock as a child

Cubism Model

Smithsonian

"He's left out the staples"

Biker At Museum

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

What do you think? I'm calling it Snow.

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."