Economy Muser Gifts

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"Bit if I'm here...how can I also be up close and personal to my managers?"

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

"But am I happy? Very."

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

society of cartoonists...

'They say medicine is a calling. . . but it's days like this I wish I'd had call waiting.'

"They're crowdsourcing your session."

"If a stock falls in the market and no one's around, does it really lose its value?"

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

"I'm thinking of getting out of medicine completely… or volunteering in a third world country to do my liposuction."

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

'The lack of money is the root of all evil.'

"I wouldn't describe today's market as a bear market or a bull market. It's more like a chicken market."

'Did Snow White know about Prince Charming's previous marriage to Cinderella?'

"I don't like to complain, but he should've created some jobs, too."

'I wish I had eaten all that bread.'