Monarchy Muser Gifts

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Shoot For The Moon

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"But am I happy? Very."

"Lactose started it, but now it's mainly me she can't tolerate. . ."

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

"Can't you ever relax?"

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

Covid 19 Variant

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

society of cartoonists...

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

"If a stock falls in the market and no one's around, does it really lose its value?"

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'