Monarchy Muser Gifts

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Shoot For The Moon

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

I'm bored and broke. My gadgets seem old and outdated. I can't buy anything new. I can't work because the economy stinks. I'll just die of boredom. Hold on. Surely you can think of some other exciting and self-destructive activity to distract you from facing your real problems. Ooh, my inside voice has an idea. What's Darlene up to?

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

"But am I happy? Very."

"Lactose started it, but now it's mainly me she can't tolerate. . ."

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

"Can't you ever relax?"

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

society of cartoonists...

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

Covid 19 Variant

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'