Motorway Musings Gifts

"Why can't they just build one big one...."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

The successful rubbernecker...

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Richard Hammond.

'Put up the roof. Another one of the kids just flew out.'

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

'Hello, Pothole Patrol? I'd like to make a report...'

'Great news honey. I got that job with the highway department!'

Getting the Finger

'Until 1989 I never had an accident...then I bought a car.'

Curve in the road

Old farts keep right.

Sp££d Camera

Adopted Highway: 'I knew my parents lied to me.'

'I've stopped you on suspicion of texting while behind the wheel of a moving vehicle. I'm going to require a thumb sample...'

'Who ordered the Christmas special?'

"The M25 is a fantastic feat of engineering, Mavis, if you miss your exit you'll get it second time round."

55 MPH Radar Enforced

Man Painting Lines on the Road, as the Cars Drive Through.

"Can you slow down a bit?"

'Fast Lane' 'Slow lane' 'People who don't have time to fight with other traffic' lane

Carrying a car across a river.

'Could I change the name of Apt. 4B to 'Windemere Acres'?'

'Relieved Micturater' next to a 'Happy Eater'.

Exit. I never thought I'd be sad so see so little traffic.