Motorway Dining Gifts

'Who ordered the Christmas special?'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"I brought my lunch."

Chip wagon oil change.

'Well actually Fred, it started with just ice cream, then I started selling burgers, drinks and bread and it all got out of hand...'

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

'Put up the roof. Another one of the kids just flew out.'

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

The rally driver's breakfast

'Until 1989 I never had an accident...then I bought a car.'

"If you would care to take a seat, our waiter, Paul, will be with you momentarily."

Getting the Finger

Hot dog vendor is struck by a new business strategy...Grilled Bankers.

Man dining in Greenwich

Old farts keep right.

"The M25 is a fantastic feat of engineering, Mavis, if you miss your exit you'll get it second time round."

'Hello, chef, could you make that steak rare, after all?'

"Why can't they just build one big one...."

Bagels, burgers, pizza, donuts, everything I eat is round like a wheel, maybe because I'm always driving!

Two hungry truckers approach a roadside cafe in a truck.

'This is an emergency, get me meals on wheels...'

'Relieved Micturater' next to a 'Happy Eater'.

'I don't care if you work from home, the neighbours need to see you drive on the motorway.'