Mechanical Marvels Gifts

Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

'Darn good oil that!'

"It's not a bullet hole - it's a cavity."

'You're an auto mechanic - are you going to want any of the old parts?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Motivation to work

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Old-fashioned computer

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

'It's a hybrid.'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Physics toy.

"A man and his choo-choo."

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

Robotics, Inc. Warehouse. It doesn't make sense. Those two call in sick more than then other humans, but they appear to have fewer moving parts.

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

Elevator Repair School. First thing, forget the old saying "What goes up, must come down"!

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

"My doctor gave me a pacemaker."

'The volcano is in the shop.'

Have you installed the heater?

Aqueduct

Trapping the Polecat

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.