Engineering Marvels Gifts

Aqueduct

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"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Sailor in Car.

Motivation to work

"I got a swiss army hook!"

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

"Never marry an engineer."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Bacteria fame at last.

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

Cuba increases mass vaccination

Humanitarian Medical Work

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

Operating room. 3 days without an accident.